What I know about Cambodia and Thailand

I remember watching a documentary years ago about land mines in Cambodia. There was a local guy who would go around and disarm them. That's it ... I've heard of Angkor Wat, but I couldn't tell you wat it was.

I watched a Nicholas Cage movie about being a hitman in Thailand. Also, Akira showed me some Thai Bahts, but it ended up being a US penny. I know there are lots of transexuals in Thailand. I imagine Bangkok to be like Las Vegas or Tijuana. I think Jean Claude Van Damme was in Thailand in Kickboxer too. There's that Thai restaurant in LA where Kevin dresses up like Elvis and sings happy birthday

Basically, I'm going into these countries with almost a completely empty head.


Bangkok Dangerous!!


Damme!