• Malaysian English sounds a lot like Filipino English
• Lots of Malaysian men have beautiful silky long hair
• I don't find Malaysian women particularly attractive
• Malaysians are very aggressive with their businesses
• A lot of the Malaysian businesses that I dealt with don't point out the fine print
• You don't have to worry so much about theft on Tioman Island
• Muslim women swim, jog, and ride motorcycles with their hijab on
• There are a lot of bugs that I've never seen before
• I think Naomi would never leave Salang Village because there are so many cats there
• Malaysian food isn't as spicy as I thought (but I'm in a touristy place)
• A "20-minute walk" in Japan means 10 minutes, but in Malaysia, it means 30
• Many people look like Brian Cariaga, Nicole Kojima, or Nick Madrid out here
• Seeing a Malay boy riding a motorbike with his two sisters in the wooden box side car is funny
• Children on Tioman never seem to go to school
• You run into every foreigner at least 2 times on Tioman
• A bratty Malay kid is just as annoying as a bratty American, Japanese, Korean, Mexican, Chinese, Black kid
• The fastest thing in Malaysia is a bus. The next fastest thing is an oil tanker truck
• I bet any Malay bus driver who watched Sandra Bullock drive that bus in Speed doesn't understand why it's an action movie
• Malay bus drivers are crazier than Taiwanese ones
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